He had one of those small greek statue penises
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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