god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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