I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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