Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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