I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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