that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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