You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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