ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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