This girl is more easily done than said...
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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