Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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