ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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