dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
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I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
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