aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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