Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
