You really coming over, don't trick.
My nipple is on Facebook.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
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You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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