i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Green mimosas i think yes
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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