I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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