i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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