our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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