i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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