Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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