just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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