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he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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