while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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