biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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