He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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