That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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