dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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