You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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