i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
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Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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