the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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