I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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