just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
We smell like vodka and hangover
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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