The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize