i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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