doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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