Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
