we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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