Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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