You can't motorboat a personality
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
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dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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