I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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