3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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