do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
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So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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