wanna go halves on a baby?
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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