the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
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at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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