i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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