Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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