Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You ate ashes out of my bong
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