Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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