your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
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She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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