that's an acceptable place to lick
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i drank out of a bidet.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
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