Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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