I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
