Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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