I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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