Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
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This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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